A Sign of the Apocalypse

According to stuff.co.nz, as Ireland sees an increase of people immigrating into their country the demand for wine, spirits, cider and imported beer is increasing and the demand for Guinness is decreasing.

What the hell is going on here? Did France invade the homeland? This is a travesty... A friend of mind told me I should get over to the emerald island again before bud coors light and all the vineyards take over.

UGH, UGH YUCK!!! Wake up Ireland and taste your heritage...You can't let this happen.