A Mathematical Point of View

A colleague forwarded this to me...I thought it was pretty funny.

Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L MN O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 1213 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 2122 23 24 25 26.

Then: H-A -R -D-W-O -R - K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K -N -O -W-L -E-D-G-E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96%

But , A-T -T -I -T -U -D-E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B -U -L -L -S -H-I -T = 2+21+12+12+19+ 8+9+20 = 103%

AND,

look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S -S -K -I -S-S -I -N-G = 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7= 127%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.